Alright, alright,
as it turns out, i've been in a bit of a bubble living in the north.
a Ukrainian friend of mine recently pointed out that my theory of Mayor Sam Sullivan's supervillan-esqe plot to kill all the homeless in Vancouver with a weather changing machine, has a fatal flaw. Sam Sullivan is no longer mayor of Vancouver.
it's too bad. i really liked the idea of having a manifestation of evil in a wheelchair.
Apperently though, on November 15th the people of Vancouver elected a new guy. Gregor Robertson. a co-founder of "Happy Planet" organic juices. i believe they have a beverage called mango peach party, which is featured at the bonanza market in dawson city.
in any case, the whole thing reeks of bad vibes. "Happy Planet" is exactly the kind of company a supervilan would own. throws people off.
it all finally makes sense. Gregor Robertson, the abilities council, and the reverse vampires are all in on this together. cancelling flights, weather changing machines, dead homeless.....
be weary of all organic juices. not just happy planet.
at the very least they contain some sort of light sedative. maybe even mind control drugs.
did i mention one of his kids is named Satchel.
i hope the kids at school call him(or her) "bag".
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